Ian speak

Joey was harassing his brother as usual, trying to get a rise out of him, and i told Ian, "Just ignore him sweetie, he's confused."


Ian: What does "carnfuzed" mean?


Me:  Umm, well, it means his brain's not thinking straight, he's thinking something other than what's actually true. 


Ian: (with total seriousness) Ohhh, is joey's brain bent?